The most entertaining event of the year, our wedding will feature such diverse diversions as…

‣ Music hand-selected by the brides & guests
‣ The great outdoors!
‣ Picking sand out of your toes after the beach ceremony
‣ Lively conversation, preferably not ending in fisticuffs
‣ Dancing
‣ Watching Serena & Erin fail at dancing
‣ The Epstein family spontaneously bursting into song
‣ The Buehler family not spontaneously bursting into song
‣ A plentiful supply of food
‣ SCIENCE
‣ Refreshingly few speeches